tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
i believe in hate at first sight
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
merlin really takes “undressing him with his eyes” to a whole new level
what the fuck i dont watch this show but did merlin just take off arthurs pants what what
merthur dont need manips
your url actually makes it even better
- Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
- Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES